Our first war dec

Yesterday the Alliance was war dec'd by Universal Moose Foundation [TUMF]. The CEO's received the following EVE mail:

War Deck

From: Alexandra Belani

Hello.

We are offering to end the war deck for 250m and disclose the reason why you got decked, or we will have to fulfill our obligation and hunt your corporation.

Alex.

My response:

Re: War Deck

From: Marcel Devereux

I usually get decked by people upset over the dirty things I do to their mothers. I've never been war dec'd because of it before. If I had to guess this war is over someones mother. I've always wondered what moose tastes like...

Hopefully my smack talking will actually lead to some PvP. I have a feeling this is going to be a very uneventful war.